We've had loads of requests for the lyrics to Bill and Bobby's song sung at our wedding. The music was the Motown classic by Mary Wells "My Guy" and the words were specially written. Despite many of the lyrics being somewhat libellous ... here they are ...

BOB:	I DO LIKE MIKE AND GUY
BILL:	LIKE THEM A LOT
BOB:	I'VE HEARD THEY MIGHT BE BI
BILL:	DON'T BE A TWOT!
BOB:	I THINK IT'S NICE THEY CHOSE RADIO FOR THEIR JOBS
BOTH:	BUT KNOWING GUY AND MIKE, WE THINK IT'S COZ THEY LIKE, TWIDDLING WITH KNOBS
BILL:	THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN'T DO, THEY'RE VERY IN "TOOCH"
BOTH:	THEY BUILT OUR WEBSITES TOO, AND MADE US LOOK BUTCH
BOB:	NOW THEIR KNOT'S WELL AND TRULY TIED
BILL:	TWO GROOMS WITHOUT A BRIDE
BOTH:	THIS "LITTLE" DO, AND WE LIKE IT, HOW ABOUT YOU?

BILL:	NOTHING YOU CAN DO, CAN MAKE THEM UNTRUE, MIKE AND GUY
BOB:	NOTHING YOU CAN SAY, COULD MAKE THEM MORE GAY, MIKE AND GUY
BILL:	THEY MET AT RADIO LONDON A LONG TIME AGO, WHERE THEY ENDED UP PRESENTING THE SAME SHOW
BOB:	LIFE IMITATED ART, THEY'VE NEVER BEEN APART
BOTH:	MIKE AND GUY

BILL:	SOON THEY WERE THE TOAST, OF THE SOUTH COAST, MIKE AND GUY
BOB:	GUY BECAME A STAR, OF I.L.R., WENT SKY-HIGH
BILL:	FOR AUDIENCE FIGURES, THEY'D COMPETE, COZ MIKE WAS AT THE BEEB, AND LIFE WAS SWEET
BOB:	FRIENDLY RIVALRY BORN, IT WAS HANDBAGS AT DAWN
BOTH:	MIKE AND GUY

BILL:	THEY HEADED UP NORTH, WHAT VERY BRAVE CHAPS! BOUGHT THEMSELVES A WHIPPET AND A PAIR OF FLAT CAPS
BOB:	THEY COULD HAVE LOST EVERYTHING BUT TOOK A CHANCE, AND TAUGHT MANCUNIANS HOW TO DANCE

BILL:	IN LEEDS, THEY KISSED ANEW, AND MADE A BOB OR TWO, MIKE AND GUY
BOB:	LET'S NOT FORGET, THEY HIT THE INTERNET, MIKE AND GUY
BILL:	FORMED A COMPANY ALONG THE WAY, AND, JUST LIKE ITS OWNERS, IT'S OUT UK
BOB:	AND DON'T YOU THINK IT'S QUEER, THEY'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE?
BOTH:	MIKE AND GUY

BOB:	SO WHAT HAVE THEY PLANNED FOR THEIR HONEYMOON?
BILL:	A NICE MUG OF HORLICKS AND A MACAROON
BOB:	AND WITH ANY LUCK .... (careful!)
BOTH:	A NIP AND A TUCK, FOR MIKE AND GUY